Long live Machismo!!!
I spent the past two days renewing my driver's license. It normally takes 10 minutes but thanks to the Minister of Transportation and her “Zero Tolerance” plan it took me three hours on Tuesday just to get the stupid form. But today things were different. I didn’t wanna spend three more hours yesterday standing on line just to submit my form and take my picture and get my new driver’s license. So, I left after getting the form and came back today. I have to explain you what the “Zero Tolerance” plan is so you can understand my nightmare.
After several accidents on the road (especially in the Andes), the minister of Transportation (now a woman, of course) got mad and with extremely powerful ovaries created the Zero Tolerance plan which requests all the interprovincial bus drivers to change their driver licenses (which means to take new tests) and for their buses to fulfill all the requirements the Ministry of Transportation asks. So, aaaaaaaall the bus drivers that drive outside Lima are getting new licenses. On Tuesday I was at a place full of bus drivers. To explain you the context: a girl –poor thing- came in with a miniskirt to get on the line to get the form and all the bus drivers who were on the other line started screaming at her. Yes, bus drivers are not much different from construction workers: a girl on a miniskirt’s nightmare!!!
Today, I got there, thinking that I will have to be on line for three more hours but… no!!!!! The security guard looked at me and took me out of the line (where I was with all the bus drivers) to another line formed only by women and old men (in Peru if you are older than 60, pregnant or disable you do not have to be on line anywhere and you deserve special treatment… but not women younger than 60!). My security guard was concerned for the ladies. Yes!!! I love machismo! So, it only took me an hour to get my driver’s license instead of three. And I was inside the room, not outside with all the men saying nasty things.
Sometimes being in a macho country has its benefits.
After several accidents on the road (especially in the Andes), the minister of Transportation (now a woman, of course) got mad and with extremely powerful ovaries created the Zero Tolerance plan which requests all the interprovincial bus drivers to change their driver licenses (which means to take new tests) and for their buses to fulfill all the requirements the Ministry of Transportation asks. So, aaaaaaaall the bus drivers that drive outside Lima are getting new licenses. On Tuesday I was at a place full of bus drivers. To explain you the context: a girl –poor thing- came in with a miniskirt to get on the line to get the form and all the bus drivers who were on the other line started screaming at her. Yes, bus drivers are not much different from construction workers: a girl on a miniskirt’s nightmare!!!
Today, I got there, thinking that I will have to be on line for three more hours but… no!!!!! The security guard looked at me and took me out of the line (where I was with all the bus drivers) to another line formed only by women and old men (in Peru if you are older than 60, pregnant or disable you do not have to be on line anywhere and you deserve special treatment… but not women younger than 60!). My security guard was concerned for the ladies. Yes!!! I love machismo! So, it only took me an hour to get my driver’s license instead of three. And I was inside the room, not outside with all the men saying nasty things.
Sometimes being in a macho country has its benefits.

